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[-] wer2@lemm.ee 164 points 11 months ago

I have this exact problem.

Edit: nvm, found the solution

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 69 points 11 months ago

You're just the worst, you know that?

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

404

  • 80% of Microsoft support page links
[-] lud@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

404 - Page not found

MSDN TechNet has been retired and this article no longer exists. The following links have related information:

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[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

The moment I find something even remotely useful for a problem I faced and solved, I am saving it on the Internet Archive.
And I try to not be DenverCoder9

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago
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[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago
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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 84 points 11 months ago

Hate it when I search an issue and the only other person with the same problem is me 5 years ago and I didn’t figure it out then either.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 60 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think it's worse when they say they found a solution and include a link which is now dead.

With Google dropping its archive I feel like dead links are going to be more and more common.

[-] Manalith@midwest.social 29 points 11 months ago

I hate the ones that are just "open a case" and then they close the thread without saying what the fix ended up being, looking at you Veeam forums.

[-] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So many of my searches lead to Microsoft forums where my exact issue is posted, MS asks for more information, then some auto-mod closes the issue because there wasn't any further follow up and they can't replicate it.

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[-] rainynight65@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago

The worst is when they say they've found a solution, without adding any information or elaborating further. Makes me want to flip my desk.

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[-] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago
[-] IrishBearHawk@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago

Is it the denvercoder one?

checks

That's it.

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[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 20 points 11 months ago

This issue has been closed as off topic

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 17 points 11 months ago

Closed as a duplicate of another issue.

The other issue was closed as off topic.

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[-] Lith@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

"I'll upload a patch later this week" 12 years ago

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[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago

You are not the only one, trust me. Google just went to shit in the last years, so it's harder to find what you are looking for.

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[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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[-] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 45 points 11 months ago

True story. I was looking for an answer to an obscure problem and found it in a 10-year-old stackoverflow post. Then I looked more closely at the author…

Hey! Me from 10 years ago, stop being such a smart ass! It's obnoxious.

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago

I find if I'm the only one on the internet having a problem unless it's a very specific niche application I'm probably doing something fundamentally wrong in my approach and should try figure out how other people normally do it

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Neiche application like old industrial equipment. Sure 90% of it is well documented and properly sourced. Still there's always that one piece of equipment purchasing got because it was cheap with no documentation and just a safety placard from the 90s. Regardless it needs to be integrated and you bet your ass no one has ever searched that. Then you're back to basics, sometimes even BASIC.

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[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Don't worry, this just means your job is safe from being replaced by AI. No search results means no training data.

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 27 points 11 months ago

What if the answer is there but google refused to include it in your search results until you saw enough ads?

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 19 points 11 months ago

Stfu! Don't give them ideas!

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Someone patent this so we can sue anyone who tries this shit

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

'Drink verification can'

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[-] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 11 months ago

Remember kids: If you find a solution to a problem nobody on Google (or your search engine of choice) seems to has, put it as a blog post on your site!

[-] summerof69@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Or you can ask on SO. Then close it with "nvm, fixed".

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[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

My favorite is when you Google a problem and many, many people have the same problem but the company has never provided a solution.

[-] livingcoder@programming.dev 19 points 11 months ago

It's surprising how useful ChatGpt is in these situations. Honestly, it's a great general purpose search engine.

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

If your work is bleeding edge enough, even ChatGPT won't be of help since it's not in their training dataset.

[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah and it won’t tell you that it hasn’t seen this pattern before. It will just make things up out of the blue which seem like they might be correct.

Stay away from ChatGPT for bleeding edge things.

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[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Or the only person who phrases your issue this way) so many times I’ve found out that I just state my problem in an unusual way

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[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Worse. "Hey I have your problem ... ... nevermind I figured it out"

True story. x3

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

The most cathartic moment of my entire life was when I encountered that exact thing in a thread from over a decade ago expecting that to be it and lost all hope, only to find somebody replied calling them out and telling them to share their solution or future googlers were gonna be very upset. They posted their solution and it did, indeed, work.
Don't even remember what the issue was, but the wave of relief was amazing enough that I still remember the feeling to this day.

[-] LockheedTheDragon@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

You just need to spend a few hours trying weirder and unique ways to frame the issue and you might find the answer.

[-] michael_palmer@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You describe your problem in the forum.

Moderator: "use Google, there is an answer to your question"

Google only gives you a link to your own thread in the forum.

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 12 points 11 months ago

What's worse is googling a specific thing and having the results be just chock full of generic copy pasted thing with similar name

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago

Any one else getting this crash? Edit: Don't worry guys I fixed it

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[-] gunpachi@lemmings.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hah.. I used to search up an issue and see my own unanswered question on reddit as the first result. ಠ_ಠ

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

for me when that happens, it usually turns out to be a simple but stupid mistake on my end

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I love it when the reason I'm the only one with the problem is that I didn't notice something extremely obvious that solves that problem. I'm an idiot and shouldn't be trusted with anything ever.

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[-] Nithanim@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

This is currently happening to me and I hate it.

Something between linux kernel 6.2 (working) and 6.7 (broken) and all I have at best is a generic warning message that yields just a few results and all are unrelated.

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[-] juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

Or: Plenty of people have the problem, but nobody has figured it out.

And: Stack Overflow agrees that this is a dumb thing to want to do, anyway.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Or it's a bug that was reported 5 years ago with 165 votes and somehow still not fixed

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[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

So so so much worse when the comment is deleted and OP replies "thanks!"

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

OP: "Nevermind, I figured it out on my own. Thanks anyway." and doesn't share what they did drives me up the wall.

[-] druid74@reddthat.com 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I find it more frustrating when someone has already had the issue and received an answer, but unfortunately the solution is a link to a Microsoft forum that no longer exists.

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