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[-] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 107 points 1 year ago
[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 72 points 1 year ago

Delicious carpet stains in front of the toilet.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

And the sort of moldering look of the tub you just have to kind of fall in to enter.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Fully carpeted bathrooms is some truly horrific shit. What an awful, awful idea

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Germs are just a theory anyway

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Yo dawg give me that Blair Witch project horror look.

Interior designer: say no more fam.

[-] recursivesive@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Decorated by babushka, with love.

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago

except the carpeted bathroom I like this. Fuck griege, fuck minimalism this awesome.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Do you like that crazy red room even?

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago

Yep.

The happiest house I ever lived in had a turquoise entry with azure rose pattern carpets. A different chandellier and wallpaper in each room.

Colour is wonderful, feeling something is wonderful. Nothing should fade into the background or be replaceable. If it's ignorable why does it exist? We have such a brief and largely boring and miserable time alive, let it be filled with colour and emotions.

[-] HeapOfDogs@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

So much the same. These modern gray fake hardwood floors are killing me.

[-] interrobang 3 points 1 year ago

Yesssss! Maximalism is beautiful and thrift-friendly!

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

100% agree! I would barely change most of this house - it reminds me of the houses of my relatives growing up.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago
[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

You're a hero.

[-] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago

🤢man, the 80s were wild... No thought of the future or consequences. Just what feels good! Lol

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

And cigarette smoke on every wall.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Poor homeowner thinking their house is stupid popular with the number of views when really it’s just piling on to make fun of their design choices.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I'm getting old, man. All I see is yes, it needs some updating, but dropping 100k into it on top of the mortgage would make it pretty nice and it would still be cheaper (and nicer) than my place.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But do you look forward to just sort of falling into the tub? Lol.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Might make for a good prank somehow, but yeah, could also be considered a slight fall hazard, haha.

[-] Aviandelight@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Wow the interior design is just awful. I think whoever buys this is going drop a lot of money getting rid of the horrific wallpaper and carpets. And why does it look like the kitchen has three different sets of cabinets?

[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, could use some grey paint and snap-together flooring

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just go all in and buy a T-top Trans-Am with the Phoenix painted on the hood, grow a mullet and mustache, buy VanHalen records, and those huge glasses.

Full-on live in the 80s

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Isn't that weird? Must have got some assorted cabinets at a yard sale and said fuck it and patched them all together.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

For that price where I live that place would be snatched up in a split second, interior be damned.

That said, most of that is cosmetic and can be cleaned up with some elbow grease. Been there and done that, I wouldn’t have a problem with buying it.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This place would need gutting down to the studs. There is not a single fixture or cabinet which is anywhere close to acceptable.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Unless the utilities are insufficient that might be a little drastic, especially if there’s no damage. Upgrading everything would be the only reason I’d want to demo it all. You could get away with new countertops, sinks, and appliances. Refacing the cabinets. Stripping the wallpaper (gawdamn do I hate doing that shit. Wallpaper is evil, especially when it’s multiple layers deep) and giving it a good prime and paint. The floors almost all need redoing.

Point being it doesn’t have to be stripped down to the bones to make it look pretty good. If you want all the modern cheap trim, core doors, and Home Cheapo tile to make it look like a new tract home for no other reason than to make it look like everything else, sure. Demo away.

[-] HeapOfDogs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Besides the bathroom i'm digging the 1970's (ish) vibes.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Seems more late 80s/early 90s to me.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Now I know what our parents felt like when they corrected me about something I would casually identify as being from "idk, the 50's"

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well I lived all of those eras and I think you are probably younger. :)

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you were born in the 50's, then yeah, you are. What of it?

I don't think you were though, because the whole "I'm older than you" is a trait of fairly young people who think it matters.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No I'm born in the 70s. Sorry I didn't mean to be obnoxious, I was really just calling myself old.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A 4/3 on a 1/3 acre lot for $260k seems pretty great, even if it's outdated.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't think that's actually a tub. I think it's just a hole in the floor where the tub used to be. I'm pretty sure that's a cut off water pipe in the back lol

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oh my that's even better.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Anyone wanna move to Iowa with me and go halfsies on this?

[-] 667@lemmy.radio 2 points 1 year ago

I’ll pay for the whole thing just to get rid of that damn carpet in the bathroom.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

"Honey do you think we have too much brown?"

"Definitely. What we need is a murder carpet. And a single chair, for when we want to watch our victims bleed out.

[-] Lenny@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

You might look at these pictures and suspect these are weird people, but you can’t know that for sure. That is.. until you get to the dinner table with rolling chairs. Then it’s fact.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I'm imagining trying to cut a discount rack steak and it'd be infuriating.

[-] iamdisillusioned@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So bad it's good.

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