Don't drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you've got a long walk home you're basically sober by the time you show up
Same here! Some great memories come to mind reading your words!
Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Maybe stop to pee on a tree somewhere.
Tries to walk under the stars in the city: city light polution ruins it.
Tries to walk under the stars in the countryside: Starlink light polution ruins it.
one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn't even have rosemary
You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:
"Uhoh... the OVEN."
My wife came home a few nights ago and I was already in bed, I heard her starting a meal in the microwave, not unusual. Next day I see the time on the microwave was 43:57, and the meal was still in there. Real glad she didn't press start. She has no clue what time she was trying to enter. I like to theorize, due to the arrangement of numbers, she just punched the num pad.
They missed the "Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet".
Blackout Christmas! 🎁🎉
I never bought myself stuff while drunk, but I liked to go on twitch and subscribe to random small channels, and gift them games they wanted to play lol.
I am still waiting for my drunk self to buy myself a piano or some other instrument, so I have a reason to learn to play it, lol.
I'm the "guess I'm crying now" kind of drunk.
I get to have the novelty experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk
This is called getting old.
aint that the truth
thing is: that was already a thing when i was 17, so that's just kinda how i react to alcohol
That was basically my reaction to alcohol my whole life, just get kinda eepy.
IME, you can overcome that by drinking more 👍
And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!
I don't see "I am smart enough to know I can't drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here"
(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)
Oh. Oh, man. I'm not the only one....
(#4)
Many of us have been each of those types of drunks.
Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.
Do you need help, my guy?
It's fine, bud light is good for staying hydrated
these are the three personalities of my ADHD
If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.
What about the ones who get belligerent, try to fight the cops that get called than puke on the cops as they're being arrested?
That's I hate everyone guy.
No, I hate everyone guy hangs out with the cat or dog, Uncle Cletus throws fists with the cops.
I don't know why but people who link videos without a brief description of what it is just drives me nuts.
Especially if it's a Tom Cardy song that I somehow hadn't seen yet. Wouldn't have wanted to miss it - sharing the real party guest stereotype.
You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you're panel 4.
I stayed panel 4 even after getting sober
I'm the wanderer.
Terrible story, I went to a foreign city with some friends and got black out on tequila for the first and last time. Apparently I left our motel without letting anyone know to go perform urban parkour. I somehow failed to clear a 2nd floor jump and based on the imprint in my one shoe, landed entirely with my right heel. Clean break.
My phone log showed that instead of calling anyone I was with or maybe medical assistance, I tried to call my boss 3 times before giving up entirely. I only have memory of some nurses later asking if I wanted to go to a hospital, but I denied them and slept it off. Guess I was found eventually, lol.
I’m the first and last and occasionally the other two
Then there’s the “time for coke” type of drunk that turns into all three with a pinch of murdering rage
I have levels.
I start off with "I love everyone", wanna talk.
Then comes losing my shirt, and if encouraged, I will find a table and lose more.
After that I hit the "walk in the woods" point. Or, really, "I wanna find a nice high place to sit". Dunno why, but after a certain point, I just wanna get somewhere I can look down over a city or something. There's something magical about it. Here's all these twinkling lights, all these lives going about their night. Some going to work, some going out to get fucked up, some to get just fucked.
And there I am. My own twinkling light, out in the night. Small, insignificant, just the red glow of the cherry of a cigarette against the nothingness. For a brief moment, I am both a part of that grander light, and apart from it. Above us, all the lights in the sky, bringing it together.
I am both the first and the fourth one.
I'm the only one that becomes very philosophical when drunk?
Some day we will be able to vote for a political party that represents our bodily autonomy to put what drugs we want in our own body.
Even alcohol.
We already have that autonomy when it comes to alcohol. We are not, however, as autonomous when it comes to the reactions of other people to our autonomous behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. Or any other drug for that matter.
And their reaction's existence within the law is immaterial.
That is, if you do whatever the f--k you want, don't be surprised when other people do whatever the f--k they want when they react to whatever the f--k it is you're doing.
If you're lucky, they'll complement (possibly also compliment, but complement is intended) what you're doing.
If not, expect pain.
Alcohol turns me into a very morose, mellow philosopher who thinks the world is even darker and more fucked than I think when I'm sober. It also gives me the munchies.
I thought that was supposed to be weed that did that. But I've never smoked weed, so idk. I've pretty much stopped drinking.
Apparently I’m surrounded by philistine alcoholics. Where my creative boozers at?
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Angry drunks whack af
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