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Gruleing is forever nya :3 (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 8 months ago by Jackie_meaiii to c/196
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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 30 points 8 months ago

Imma make you my gf(grill friend)

[-] Jackie_meaiii 19 points 8 months ago
[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

Put on the apron, we're about to get hot and sweaty.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago

Propane and propane accessories.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago
[-] Jackie_meaiii 9 points 8 months ago

Talkinboutdangol'girldickman

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

That looks like something a banana would post..

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

You seem awfully confident in that comment, are you by any chance a banana?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I don't THINK so, but I admittedly haven't checked lately 🤷

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It's always worth having it checked out at the doctor's office. You never know when they might invade!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Good point. I'll book a doctor's appointment specifically for that immediately.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

It's the responsible thing to do!

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Once upon a time, there was a peculiar individual named Viking_Hippie who stumbled upon an intriguing comment on Lemmy. The comment claimed that if someone had peculiar feelings about themselves, they should book an appointment with a specialized doctor who could determine if they were, in fact, a banana.

At first, Viking_Hippie dismissed the comment as a joke or a piece of creative writing. However, the idea lingered in their mind, nagging at them with curiosity. Was it really possible? Could someone be a banana?

Unable to shake off the thought, Viking_Hippie finally decided to follow through with the suggestion and scheduled an appointment with the mysterious doctor mentioned in the comment.

Arriving at the doctor's office, Viking_Hippie felt a mix of excitement and nervousness. The waiting room was filled with an eclectic mix of patients, each with their own peculiarities. As Viking_Hippie anxiously waited for their turn, they couldn't help but wonder what the outcome of this appointment would be.

Finally, it was Viking_Hippie's turn to see the doctor. Nervously, they entered the consultation room and sat down, ready to confront the truth.

The doctor, a quirky individual with a warm smile, greeted Viking_Hippie and began the examination. Through a series of tests and questions, the doctor carefully assessed Viking_Hippie's condition.

After what felt like an eternity, the doctor finally delivered their verdict. "Well, Viking_Hippie," they said with a chuckle, "it seems that according to our tests, you do indeed have some banana-like characteristics."

Viking_Hippie was stunned. They had half-expected the doctor to laugh it off as a ridiculous notion, but instead, they were faced with the reality that they were, in some strange way, a banana.

As they processed this revelation, the doctor reassured Viking_Hippie that being a banana wasn't necessarily a bad thing. In fact, it could be quite fun and unique.

Leaving the doctor's office with a mix of confusion and acceptance, Viking_Hippie couldn't help but feel a newfound sense of identity. Embracing their banana-like qualities, they embarked on a journey of self-discovery, learning to embrace their uniqueness and find joy in their newfound identity as a banana. And from that day forward, Viking_Hippie lived happily ever after, as both a person and a banana.

-ChatGPT

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

That was a captivating tale of humorous bravery.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 18 points 8 months ago

What if Hank Hill was a grill?

[-] Jackie_meaiii 11 points 8 months ago
[-] Semivir 18 points 8 months ago

As it turns out, grilling is also for everyone. You don't have to look like Hank Hill to enjoy a good grill.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[-] Semivir 6 points 8 months ago

For the memez I'm going to say "of course", but I'm actually partial to wood or charcoal myself.

There's just something about the authentic smokey flavour that makes your food taste amazing.

Guess I'm an old fashioned guy/girl (not quite sure about either yet).

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@feddit.de 11 points 8 months ago

Jesse, we need to grill!

[-] Titou@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago
[-] Jackie_meaiii 1 points 8 months ago

Hank is that you 🧐

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