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I will go first, a stealth tank
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Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)
A rifle scope that can see through walls.
It has a negative magnification: it's a fisheye lens.
My personal winner
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You can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! ...so all you can see is the empty void
It only works if it's pointed toward Chernobyl
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A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.
Indiscriminately across all of space and time... which is mostly empty.
So when it averages out, it's actually less effective than cat videos.
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An army of hive-mind cats.
The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.
Tear gas has been converted to cat nip gas.
I just want to express my desire for an army of attack cats trained to shred anything painted by a laser, designator, pointer or otherwise
Be the change you wish to see in the world
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It's nap time... it's always nap time.
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A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don't.
In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin
Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks
Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands
it's AI controlled
That's a downside - imagine an AI that can't draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat
Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
The backdoor gives you access to the enemy's copy of C&C: Red Alert.
....turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
It's spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
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A gun that switched everyone's gender but not their sex.
It always fires twice in rapid succession
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Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!
The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge "bad" actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.
it only hurts them, cannot actually incapacitate or kill them. you have a torture device. task failed successfully?
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It can pierce through any armor.
But only if no one is wearing it.
But only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.
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Robotic Christopher Walken.
Stealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.
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An anti radiation missile that targets passive systems
it uses nuclear power for fuel and keeps shooting itself
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