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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 68 points 7 months ago

Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)

[-] InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

A rifle scope that can see through walls.

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 25 points 7 months ago

It has a negative magnification: it's a fisheye lens.

[-] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

My personal winner

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[-] Kacarott@feddit.de 22 points 7 months ago

You can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! ...so all you can see is the empty void

It only works if it's pointed toward Chernobyl

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[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 37 points 7 months ago

A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 30 points 7 months ago

Indiscriminately across all of space and time... which is mostly empty.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

So when it averages out, it's actually less effective than cat videos.

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[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

An army of hive-mind cats.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 45 points 7 months ago

The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

Tear gas has been converted to cat nip gas.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I just want to express my desire for an army of attack cats trained to shred anything painted by a laser, designator, pointer or otherwise

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Be the change you wish to see in the world

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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 7 months ago

It's nap time... it's always nap time.

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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 18 points 7 months ago

A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don't.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago

In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin

Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks

Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 points 7 months ago

Heh, also you don't "summon" it... it appears whenever you need it.

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[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It appears while being held by the blade.

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[-] Ludrol@szmer.info 16 points 7 months ago

A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 points 7 months ago

The backdoor gives you access to the enemy's copy of C&C: Red Alert.

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

....turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

It's spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.

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[-] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 months ago
[-] Cassa 14 points 7 months ago

That's a downside - imagine an AI that can't draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat

Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 41 points 7 months ago
[-] offthecrossbar@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

Haha holy shit I love this one so much

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[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

Too stealthy. Crews can't find it.

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[-] SkyeHarith@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

A gun that switched everyone's gender but not their sex.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 14 points 7 months ago

But it's rapid fire

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago

It always fires twice in rapid succession

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

...it also affected the Fatherland.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge "bad" actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

it only hurts them, cannot actually incapacitate or kill them. you have a torture device. task failed successfully?

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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 13 points 7 months ago

It can pierce through any armor.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

But only if no one is wearing it.

[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 14 points 7 months ago

But only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.

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[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago

Robotic Christopher Walken.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago
[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

He just wants to be... ...human

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[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 11 points 7 months ago

a hydrogen powered artillery cannon with 2 kamikazi drones equipped

[-] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 7 months ago

The hydrogen can only be inserted in solid form by hand

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[-] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Stealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.

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[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

An anti radiation missile that targets passive systems

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 12 points 7 months ago

it uses nuclear power for fuel and keeps shooting itself

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

My dick, but it's armored.

[-] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Pee hole is vented backwards

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