I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

yellow, black, and green

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

Pink Brown and Black. No question

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

Pizza cats sleep

Let's see...

• Water is my favourite drink - check
• I don't sleep - check
• I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
• Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

• talk with cats
• ears and tail
• 20 dollars

That middle row looks perfect.

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

1, 8, 9, for show

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

Top 3 easy.

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

Two times green and one black please

I only need one… is that allowed?

Attractive, pizza, sleep