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The Israel Antiquities Authority believes that a set of ancient ceramic oil lamps missing for more than three years are at Mar-a-Lago, the Florida estate of former President Donald Trump, according to Haaretz.

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[-] Huginn_Muninn@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

"It is unclear whether the matter of the lamps will shed light on that case."
Heh heh, I see what you did there.

[-] Kuvwert@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago
[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Don't let him steal the White House again.

[-] RestrictedAccount@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
[-] BedInspector@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

They were loaned to the White House for a dinner with a specific donor. It would appear that instead Trump just stole them.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

But they're his! Because he declassified them with his mind, or something!

[-] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Get Ethiopia on the phone and have them loan The Ark of the Covenant

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I think seeing Trump would make the Ark shrivel up and die.

[-] xuxebiko@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

He tried to steal an election too.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

This dude probably has a whole ton of Blockbuster movies that he kept until they went bankrupt. "Ha! They're mine now! Suckers!"

[-] 6h0st_in_the_machin3@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Wasn't he who first stole Gollum's ring?

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm mostly surprised he'd be interested in any decor not covered in shitty fake gold flake/spray-paint.

Gives a whole new meaning to the song "This Little Light of Mine."

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is easily explained: Donald Trump is an asshole.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

A big, unwiped one!

[-] RestrictedAccount@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Ok, how did he get them?

[-] xc2215x@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

A disgusting act from someone who is critical of Democrats for not supporting Israel enough.

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