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Poor choice of words (midwest.social)

submitted 7 months ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/religiouscringe@midwest.social

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[-] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 39 points 7 months ago

Jesus has been edging for a couple thousand years now.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Better build another arc 'cause that's gonna be one hell of a flood

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

From every picture I've seen he's gonna do it hands free, and this explains how he's able to do it.

[-] pixelscience@lemm.ee 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thou must taketh thy Lord's load!

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Oh yes, let jesus into your body!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 7 months ago

Hauling loads for Jesus

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 7 months ago

Inside or...?

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Immaculate cumception

[-] HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

At least Jesus gave warning

[-] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

I know the joke, but that banner is gonna make it pretty hard to open the trailer.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure that contractor wouldn't be too happy with this on their freight

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

Save me, Jesus!

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Just try not to get it in my eyes or hair.

[-] leadore@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Does he cry out, "oh Dad!" ?

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I love being touched by the Holy Spirit

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