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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/television@lemmy.world

First it starts with a comedy video which turns into this weird creepy thing about kids running through the Paris sewers, encountering an alligator, then getting rowed out and into the Seine by a ghost and it cuts to reality and all the nations are going down the river on boats past a bunch of water jets because they're not doing this in a stadium.

This looks awful and ridiculous. Compare this to the spectacle of London 2012.

Now they're doing some weird old Hollywood movie musical style musical number with Lady Gaga and she's on a staircase, which is... somewhere in Paris?

I am so fucking confused.

Edit: They just cut to Macron and he looks as confused as I am.

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[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the Olympics this happens every time. Mark my words when the Olympics come to the state we are going to do our damndest to out weird France.

[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It'll just be 500 people firing tracer filled machine guns into the air, fireworks being launched off the deck of an aircraft carrier, and a finale centered on an ICBM being detonated offshore to the tune of America, Fuck Yeah!

[-] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

That's going to depend rather heavily on who wins the next election.

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

With the anchors telling viewers, "This flyover is of an F-35 squadron. The program has cost almost 2 trillion. The military has stated it will be using it less going forward. NOW HERE'S BEYONCÉ!"

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I was at an air show in Canada a few weeks ago where among other performances they had the F-18s Canada currently uses, the Eurofighter Typhoon that lost the bid to replace the Canadian F-18s, and the F-35 that won the bid to replace the F-18. It was raining that day but the F-18s and Typhoon still performed. The F-35, however, did not; it can’t fly in the rain because its paint will come off. I found that pretty hilarious in juxtaposition. “Thanks for the purchase! Here’s your upgrade that can only fly on nice days! Be sure to tell your enemies to not attack you when it’s raining!”

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't say that. London 2012 was an amazing spectacle.

This looks like they spent about 20 Euros on the whole thing.

[-] ECB@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I don't think the US is particularly good at doing 'fun weird'. We tend to take ourselves too seriously.

Eurovision would never happen in the US for instance.

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