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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

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[-] DrDominate@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Genie never said they'd give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I'd be able to spend 100M that I don't have.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 12 points 3 months ago

Find someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI.

Thinking of it, that's not the worst idea for a new ~~sect~~ religion...

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

First get the spending money then do it. In a non-refundable unable to be altered manner (ignoring the magicially manifesting money part)

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Or worse if he does, how do you prove to all the anti-money-laundering watchdogs you got free money from a genie? Will you be able to gain control over your instantly conviscated money in 30 days?

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