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I become a career bureaucrat.
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.
PS: Can you guess what I'm doing now?
I make sure people don't talk to each other about what they're working on and hide important information they need to complete tasks. Sometimes I'll advise them to work on the wrong thing for a long time.
In my spare moments I delete the data in reports and unpivot tables.
Scrum master?
Not an agile environment, but about equivalent