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anxiety rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by wrenchmonkey to c/196

alt text: a tweet within a tweet. "coworker asked me my pronouns and I said 'they/them but I'm at work right now so it's whatever' and then she came up to me later and said 'this is you'" (showing a tweet that says) i'm probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn

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[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 108 points 6 months ago

I'm the whitest, straightest, most moderate person you'll ever meet. Just stick to my resume, and don't look at my lemmy comments.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago
[-] EmptySlime 11 points 6 months ago

No officer. I am straight white male, why do you ask? I have wife and kids even. I have had the sex at least one, perhaps two times.

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This flag? Why, it's my country of origin! I mean, I was born here, same as any god fearing american. But my ancestors were, uh, born there.

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