I can summarise it with AI:

Ed Zitron, a tech beat reporter, criticizes a recent paper from Goldman Sachs, calling AI a "grift." The article raises questions about the investment, the problem it solves, and the promise of AI getting better. It debunks misconceptions about AI, pointing out that AI has not been developed over decades and the American power grid cannot handle the load required for AI. The article also highlights that AI is not capable of replacing humans and that AI models use the same training data, making them a standstill for innovation.

This IS the tl;dr of the article first off, and second, just read the top "paragraph" (in quotes because it's only like 2 sentences). It's basically the tldr of the tldr