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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 192 points 4 months ago

Very confidently wrong, poor reading comprehension, poor grammar, limited vocabulary, emoji gore, catch phrase/pop culture quotes/talking points repeated with no comprehension of what they're saying, clearly not aware of how many things in life work, religious regurgitation while being surprised everyone doesn't agree with them. Very easily impressed with basic factual statements, clearly thinking confidence is the main thing that makes someone correct. Thinks their mom telling they they are handsome is a valid point. Idk, that's all I got.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 77 points 4 months ago

Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

+1

Ever since I was a wee flipflop I always liked to learn from my friends (and yes I was that gullible naive friend) but now even in my 20s itโ€™s still fun to learn outside a classroom. I donโ€™t have to worry about my terrible memory not keeping all the info, if it sticks it sticks

[-] noli@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Fun fact: Australia is wider than the diameter of the moon.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Happy Cake Day!

[-] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

I'm an adult

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[-] bolexforsoup 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

very confidently wrong

Lmao dude thatโ€™s just people in general especially on forums

Thereโ€™s also nothing wrong with people learning new info, no matter how simple it may seem. Thatโ€™s kind of a pretentious/egotistical way to operate.

Most of this list is actually pretty garbage. Emojis? Using slang/catch phrases? This is basic social stuff.

[-] spikespaz@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

You๐Ÿ˜†are๐Ÿค“๐Ÿคฃwrong๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What I wrote -- Very easily impressed with basic factual statements

What you think it means -- there's something wrong with people who are learning new things.

Does ''basic factual statements'' mean ''new information that someone is just now learning''. Can it also apply to information they already know, or believe is true? Can it also be referring to basic knowledge nearly everyone knows?

Does 'being very easily impressed' include a situation where someone reacts to information in a typical fashion? Does it exclude adults learning or recognizing factual information and responding with a simple agreement, such as 'yeah that's true'? Or is this an indication that an overreacting response is the dead giveaway?

  1. Did the sentance make a claim something is wrong with being a child?

  2. Did the sentence claim that learning new information is likewise something wrong?

Please write one 5 sentance paragraph explaining your opinion on the above two numbered questions. Proofreading will not be necessary.

[-] bolexforsoup 8 points 4 months ago

Jfc no thanks bye dude

[-] Beardwin@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

Bonus: can also be applied to boomers.

[-] seaQueue@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Boomers are just decrepit toddlers at this point anyway

[-] bolexforsoup 13 points 4 months ago

โ€œKnow why the call them baby boomers? Because all it takes is one little prick to their egos and boom! Youโ€™ve gotta baby!โ€

[-] schema@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Could be a new gameshow: Boomer or Toddler

[-] solarvector@lemmy.zip 29 points 4 months ago

Huh

Hexbear is an 8/10 on this scale

[-] DessertStorms 23 points 4 months ago

This is like reading a reverse horoscope - you've just thrown as many negative traits as you could think of at the wall, knowing at least a few will stick.

Nothing on your list couldn't also apply to an adult, especially those most privileged and entitled in society.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

By these standards, most of my adult relatives are actually children.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's like I tell my kids, an adult is just a child who got old. It's also why a lot of cultures have a concept of adulthood that has nothing to do with reaching sexual maturity alone.

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

So every boomer on facebook. Got it.

[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Those first two...and a couple others, also apply to a lot of adults I have had political conversations with the past several years...

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

here's what my brain thinks when i hear emoji gore: ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿซธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿชจโญ๐ŸŒง๏ธโญโญ๐ŸŒง๏ธโ˜”๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ›…๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆฃ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฆฌ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆฌ๐Ÿฆฌ๐Ÿฆฌ๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿš๐Ÿชณ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿซ‘๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅฉ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ–๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿซ™โ˜•๐Ÿช๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ›ž๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ›บ๐Ÿš™๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšข๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš†โšพ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ๐ŸฅŽ๐Ÿช€๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿงถ๐ŸŽš๏ธ๐Ÿชฎโ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฒโ˜ข๏ธโคด๏ธโ†–๏ธ0๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿ›ƒ๐Ÿ”ทโ˜ฎ๏ธ7๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”ท๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ท๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’๐Ÿ†”๐Ÿ—„๏ธ๐Ÿ“‚๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿท๏ธ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿชš๐Ÿงฐ๐Ÿฅป๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿชš๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’ŠโŒจ๏ธ๐Ÿ’พโŒจ๏ธ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ˆ

wefwef is on dark mode so seemingly it just assaults your bloody eyes

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