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Daddy's rule
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Sounds like the time I got violated by a Greek bidet
Zeus takes super wacky forms these days.
I would think the sentient bidet is Poseidon.
In Japan I always turned the Bidet up to max power after using to assblast the next guy who used it.