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[-] lauha@lemmy.one 101 points 4 months ago

If by immediate you mean in govermental decision making scale i.e. couple of weeks or months then I once saw a guy being an actual decent person to be around without expecting anything in return and he had no problem getting around.

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago
[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 months ago

Well shit, that's a non-starter then.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Better order something inflatable then, it will probably be more accommodating, and I suggest you order a wide selection and some repair kits just to be sure.

[-] Ithral 15 points 4 months ago

Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?

Step two say ????? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn't a big deal.

Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.

this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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