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[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 72 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I once knew somebody who supposedly thought that ASM was high level.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[-] sylveon 76 points 5 months ago

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 34 points 5 months ago

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 17 points 5 months ago

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Emacs keybind?

[-] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

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