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I took an apple at the cafeteria
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this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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I agree with you. I would like to add though, that coffee in a cafeteria of the Venezuelan kind is quintessential for the existence of the apple species in Uganda due to the very simple laws of motion of quantum mechanics. The theory of everything requires the grand unification of the great countries of Ivory Coast and mechanical dynamics. Modern technologies are built and advanced due to the red bull concentration technique that focuses on driving profits by manufacturing more self driving trains. It's very simple really. AI will show us how to establish objective philosophical ecologies of the Geonosian kind, where the pains of human existence are equivalent to the bonds between entangled particles in a quantum supercomputer. The future is made up of many possibilities of having ethereal intercourse with Joe Biden.
Your decision of taking an apple at the cafeteria has thus changed the course of human existence.
(This comment was made WITHOUT AI and without any alcohol consumption. The credit goes solely and solely to the not so narcissistic, me).
Fine, but I suppose the ethereal intercourse between the greater republic of Ivory Coast and Mechanical Dynamics and Joe Biden aims to develop the new country's soft power in the west. How does such an intercourse take place considering of Fizeau's experiment's result isn't coherent with the existence of ether?
If instead we were to model soft power as a vector field, would Gauss-Ostrogradsky-Green's theorem be applicable? And calling P(x,y,z,t) the probability an ivoridynamoo (Ivory Coast and Mechanical Dynamics equivalent of a weaboo) existingin the volume of coordinates X∈ [x,x+dx], Y∈[y,y+dy], Z ∈ [z,z+dz] at a time T∈ [t,t+dt], can we assume the existence of a function Ψ(x,y,z,t) such that |Ψ|² = P , and would such a function respect Schrödinger's equation?
[Addendum: Obviously I didn't use AI either, tho that doesn't mean I wrote the initial post entirely myself. As for the alcohol part, I guess the rotten apple might've contained a bit. That and other fruits aside, not a drop in a week.]