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Today's date is Dozen/Half Dozen/Two Dozen
(lemmy.world)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
A baker's dozen is 13.
Today is the 13th.
It's scary how this is the way I found out
Days drag, but years fly.
Welcome to adulthood.
Today is Thursday.
Which fits, because you'd be thirsty after a baker's dozen.