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Today's date is Dozen/Half Dozen/Two Dozen
(lemmy.world)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Today is Thursday.
Which fits, because you'd be thirsty after a baker's dozen.