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No-win scenario (lemmy.world)
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[-] Kit 46 points 2 months ago

One of the biggest and best lessons I've learned is that it's OK for other people to be wrong. There's few situations in personal life where it's necessary to correct or educate others - they'll figure it out eventually.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

You have to let life live. Like in Star Trek with that prime detective shit. A long time ago I lived in an apartment complex and my neighbour would beat the ever living crap out of his gf. I heard her cry every single night. I just ignored it because she would eventually learn to leave the guy. After like 6 months I managed to move out and escape that place.

[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I just ignored it because she would eventually learn to leave the guy.

That won't necessarily happen.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Then it's the will of the universe for that to happen

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Can simeone explain why is lemm.ee full of such pieces of shit?

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Because you touch yourself at night

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

How else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don't touch yourself in any way.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You liberals are so violent

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Tf here's a liberal.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh wow you poor thing. Your poor ears had to hear all that. You’re the tru victim. Good thing you got out of that tragic situation that you made all about you. You’re a psychopath.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you. It was very hard for me.

[-] UFO64@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Wow you're dumb.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

And my vote still counts the same as yours. Your intelligence doesn't mean anything.

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