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Switching to OCaml bois (lemmy.world)

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 71 points 7 months ago

Objects are fine.

OOP sucks.

[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 30 points 7 months ago

This has bell curve meme vibes. I'm just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 37 points 6 months ago

He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.

[-] dabu@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

It would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying

"I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!"

But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.

[-] erp@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

We all get disappointed when we don't inherit anything useful...just a garage full of confusion

[-] erp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.

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