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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 156 points 1 year ago

Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, "Ahoyhoy", "Howdy", "Whats good brother?", or for the more adventurous, "Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it."

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago

"Dave's pizza and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce" is a particularly spicy one I've heard.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Jim's abortion clinic ... We deletus your fetus

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 25 points 1 year ago

I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

In my family it was variations of "Hello, Joe's whatever. Insert rhyme here."

One of my favorites was "Joe's mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em."

[-] HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

My dad's go to is "Joe's Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking". Sometimes he'll shake it up and answer as Bar instead

[-] renormalizer@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

"You bag 'em, we tag 'em"

[-] philoko@ani.social 21 points 1 year ago
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Mine is somewhere between yellow and howdy. If you call a Texas Drunk you should be prepared for a "Yeowdy".

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune 14 points 1 year ago

I usually hit my friends with the "sup fuckface"

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I throw a fucko out there into the world every now on then

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Snackbar Harry, Harry speaking

[-] plantedworld@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Duffy's Morgue, you stab em we slab em."

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