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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 217 points 5 months ago

See your problem is you're editing the code until it passes the tests. It's way easier if you edit the tests until it passes the code.

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 107 points 5 months ago

This is what they mean by test driven development.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago

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[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 months ago

Can't tell if you are joking. I know a lot of junior developers who think this is a legitimate solution.

[-] souperk@reddthat.com 24 points 5 months ago

Unless you are using groovy (jenkins), then you are running the pipeline to find syntax errors.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago

This comment is triggering and it should have a NSFW spoiler.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago

I hate groovy, gradle and Jenkins!

I don't know if sth. Else is better but I can confirm that shit is horrific

[-] swayevenly@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Why do you hate groovy?

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago

Horrible scripting language. Even worse than python. Close to Javascript

[-] savedbythezsh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

FYI, Jenkins has an endpoint to validate the pipeline without running it, and there's a VSCode extension to do this without leaving the editor: https://www.jenkins.io/blog/2018/11/07/Validate-Jenkinsfile/

[-] souperk@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago

I am not using Jenkins anymore but this seems like a lifesaver, thanks for sharing

[-] savedbythezsh@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

I use Jenkins for work, unfortunately, so I have plenty of experience

[-] Ackward@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Only for declarative pipelines, forget it if you use scripted ones.

[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 7 points 5 months ago

I just replace all my tests with noop codes. Quick, easy, passes.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

If true == true pass!

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