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[-] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 287 points 2 years ago

Maybe it's time we invent JPUs (json processing units) to equalize the playing field.

[-] seaQueue@lemmy.world 219 points 2 years ago

The best I can do is an ML model running on an NPU that parses JSON in subtly wrong and impossible to debug ways

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

Just make it a LJM (Large JSON Model) capable of predicting the next JSON token from the previous JSON tokens and you would have massive savings in file storagre and network traffic from not having to store and transmit full JSON documents all in exchange for an "acceptable" error rate.

[-] seaQueue@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Hardware accelerated JSON Markov chain operations when?

[-] theterrasque@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago

So you're saying it's already feature complete with most json libraries out there?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Latest Nvidia co-processor can perform 60 million curly brace instructions a second.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Finally, something to process "databases" that ditched excel for json!

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

60 million CLOPS? No way!

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago
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