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Anon is in health class (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Don't get it

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago

Only one student submitted the assignment and absolutely butchered the spelling so they clearly didn't give a fuck. Nobody else gave a fuck because they didn't submit anything. The teacher stopped giving a fuck and left.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Nah teacher was hung over and went to go puke.

[-] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I wish teachers made enough money to buy themselves alcohol

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Teachers should be smart enough to know that with just some sugar and water you'll have alcohol (yeast is everywhere)

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Psh, maybe the chemistry teacher.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

*me when my sugar wine starts to bubble*

YEAH, SCIENCE, BITCH!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

If they didn’t they would go into DTs pretty quick.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

What does rushing Dark Templar got to do with that?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I haven't thought of Starcraft for a long time.

I should install and lose another ten years of my life.

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