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Why haven't you taken the bear pill?
(jlai.lu)
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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man
Yes! As opposed to the man, who would SA me and then kill me!
And also possibly eat you.
Look canonically the worst a bear will ever do is two out of three, only men have hit the hat trick