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[-] frunch@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago

The next 1/6 insurrection in 2025 will consist of hundreds of diapered men smearing the walls with shit. That dude that smeared his shit on the wall at the inaugural insurrection of '20 is gonna think he started a 'movement'

[-] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

A bowel movement if you will..

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Coming this Superbowel Sunday!

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, that's the joke, well done

[-] ours@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

History is going to have a doozy with this period.

Kids will be asking teachers if they are messing with them.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago

Let's pray it doesn't go other way with listing him as a patriot.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

One would think they would omit some of the ridiculous/embarrassing bits if they go full fascist and rewrite history.

But at this point anything is possible.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Only if we don't go full idioacracy. Onion already getting frustrated. I recall them talking about a robot dragon being developed by government and I didn't know it was satire until end because the bar is soo low.

this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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