i agree with the rhetorical goals of this meme, but it does its job poorly.

some better options:

• the right yawns when kids get shot

• the left seeks to put in place bare minimum common sense gun laws

• the left wants healthcare to be a human right

• the right wants healthcare to be privatized for the benefit of investors

• the right wants trans people, an incredibly small fraction of the population, to be harassed, abused, and murdered

• the left doesn’t want that

• the right is actively looking to get a national ban on abortion

• the left supports a woman’s bodily autonomy, and recognizes that abortion can also be a life saving procedure but that such decisions should remain between a pregnant person and their doctor

and one very important and fucking atrocity of a similarity between the parties that will be used as a “gotcha” to “prove” all of the left/progressives are a poisoned well:

• Republicans are Zionists and support an active genocide
• Democrats are Zionists and support an active genocide