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[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Shit neighbours are having a loud bluey outside.

Time to go out there and glare at them.

Yes, I've done it before.

Yes, they're scared of me.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Oi! Knock it off ya feral cunts!

[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

More like 'Shut the fuck up, or I'll fuck you both up'

They got the message.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Hehhhhbahahhaa yesssss - true chaotic good dad-energy

[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Rest of the neighbours will back me up 100% but they need a large person (me) to initiate.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Ooooo let me translate that for you into bogan.

Garn which one of you cunts wants a knuckle sammich? Who wants to smell the cheese?

[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

I'm okay with boganese.

They're very brave until they get close enough to judge the size difference.

Got a 'Sorry mate, we're alright' from it.

The dude looked genuinely worried that his arse was mine.

Methinks we're friends now.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Oi wadaya fink this is? Fuckin' bush week ya fuckin mongrels.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

My neighbour had been doing tons of loud renos at all hours for months . He seems to have stopped the past week or so. Thankfully.

Other neighbours were starting to shout at him 😬

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