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Bats are cool (lemmy.world)
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[-] Francois@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They don't just hit each other. A few years ago, I was riding my bike (as in bicycle, not motorbike). A bat hit me head-on. Right on the, err, gentleman's sausage.

I'm still waiting for super powers to appear.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 months ago

If you were hoping for Batman super powers, I regret to inform you that he doesn't have any. However, if your billionaire parents were killed in front of you as a child, you may be in luck.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Typical self made billionaire

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

What do you want? Sonar Cock?

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Same thing happened to me. Right at dusk, just riding along on my bike and outta nowhere a bat wrapped its wings around my head. It felt like getting lightly smacked by a warm, moist leather glove.

[-] Silentiea 3 points 5 months ago

It's like the orcas and yachts thing, but less polite

[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 5 months ago

Granted: you will now lead the insect based agroindustrial revolution and save the planet.

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