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3DS Rule (i.imgur.com)

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm straight but I want to know if this will actually make me gay? And if so... Will I be given access to Henry Cavill?

[-] alexiascylding 25 points 7 months ago

hacking is the ritual that turns people gay and/or trans :3 no word on henry cavill access

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Hrm. Knee high socks do look pretty comfy....

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Those would certainly make you even more edible 😘

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

We're working on the Cavill Clones as I type.

We understand that everyone wants to have their own, but this takes time. We've only just finished our last trip ~~rummaging through his trash~~ collecting key DNA samples.

We expect to begin our live trials early next year, with our first complete Henry Vatfills reaching the early adopters Q1 2026, if all goes to plan.

All of our excited customers can sign up for our newsletter down below, and if you're a burgeoning revolutionary government, we can work out a deal on gross shipments.