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was this not allowed before? (slrpnk.net)
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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

Counterpoint: green bubbles.

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 58 points 8 months ago

Oh you mean that other completely artificial limitation that Apple insists on having in their os?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

But they're green, I don't know how that can be changed.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Oh, it was sarcasm all along.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

What is sarcasm?

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said "you don't have iPhone?"...

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

I don't text until we've had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they're in shock I let them know about my android too.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Hahahaha brilliant

[-] nikita@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago

Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone...in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Ngl that's kinda badass

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Elliot Rodger vibes

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

yikes, majority of the world uses android

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago

Counter counterpoint: no one cares what color the bubbles are, except the person reading em. Sounds like an iOS problem 😉

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

But the green ones aren't ripe yet.

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

That would help me not accidentally sext my mother again.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

She's kinky af tho. 🥵

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Looking at iOS innovations going in android direction, they gonna make iphone with green bubbles someday and present it as amazing innovation, bet they even make you pay for subscription to make your bubbles green

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

A part of Apple's Going Green initiative, for $99.99 weekly you can show everyone how green you are.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Another mother earth promo video incoming

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 4 points 8 months ago

Might want to mark this as sarcasm

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

What is sarcasm?

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