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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Counterpoint: green bubbles.

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

Oh you mean that other completely artificial limitation that Apple insists on having in their os?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

But they're green, I don't know how that can be changed.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Oh, it was sarcasm all along.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

What is sarcasm?

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said "you don't have iPhone?"...

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

I don't text until we've had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they're in shock I let them know about my android too.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha brilliant

[-] nikita@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone...in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Ngl that's kinda badass

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Elliot Rodger vibes

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

yikes, majority of the world uses android

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

Counter counterpoint: no one cares what color the bubbles are, except the person reading em. Sounds like an iOS problem 😉

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

But the green ones aren't ripe yet.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Looking at iOS innovations going in android direction, they gonna make iphone with green bubbles someday and present it as amazing innovation, bet they even make you pay for subscription to make your bubbles green

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

A part of Apple's Going Green initiative, for $99.99 weekly you can show everyone how green you are.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Another mother earth promo video incoming

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

That would help me not accidentally sext my mother again.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

She's kinky af tho. 🥵

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago

Might want to mark this as sarcasm

What is sarcasm?

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