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was this not allowed before? (slrpnk.net)
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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Counterpoint: green bubbles.

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

Oh you mean that other completely artificial limitation that Apple insists on having in their os?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

But they're green, I don't know how that can be changed.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Oh, it was sarcasm all along.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

What is sarcasm?

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said "you don't have iPhone?"...

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I don't text until we've had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they're in shock I let them know about my android too.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Hahahaha brilliant

[-] nikita@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone...in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Ngl that's kinda badass

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Elliot Rodger vibes

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

yikes, majority of the world uses android

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago

Counter counterpoint: no one cares what color the bubbles are, except the person reading em. Sounds like an iOS problem 😉

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

But the green ones aren't ripe yet.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Looking at iOS innovations going in android direction, they gonna make iphone with green bubbles someday and present it as amazing innovation, bet they even make you pay for subscription to make your bubbles green

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

A part of Apple's Going Green initiative, for $99.99 weekly you can show everyone how green you are.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Another mother earth promo video incoming

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That would help me not accidentally sext my mother again.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

She's kinky af tho. 🥵

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 4 points 2 years ago

Might want to mark this as sarcasm

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

What is sarcasm?

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