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[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 99 points 7 months ago

There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I'm in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of "I just wasn't feeling it."?

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

You? Nothing, you're just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that's likely compounded by numerous other crimes.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone's favorite friend in red.

[-] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Why the geese have to be named?🤪

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