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April Fool's Day

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[-] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Breakfast ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ผโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธโณ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’Žโš–๏ธ๐Ÿชœ๐Ÿงฐ๐Ÿช›๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”จโ›๏ธ๐Ÿชš๐Ÿ”ฉโš™๏ธ๐Ÿชค๐Ÿงฑโ›“๏ธ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ›ก๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿฉป๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงป๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿชฅ๐Ÿช’๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿชž๐ŸชŸ๐Ÿ›’๐ŸŽˆโœ‰๏ธ

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

A magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ

[-] Nath@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Can we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don't have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn't particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Take it up with @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone. I am but a humble servant.

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

As long as it means those of us who are already at work get more public holiday penalty rates I'm on board.

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

It's a bit late but I wouldn't mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ’‰

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

A chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿšฝ

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Just like The Laird ๐Ÿ˜บ

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Um, doesn't seem that there's anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Ž

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I'll have a barber shop thingy pls

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Baku@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I've always wanted to try one of those

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Baku@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Unpopular opinion: crunchy is better

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

A syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿช›๐Ÿช›๐Ÿช›๐Ÿช›

๐Ÿ’‰

A car jack and some magnesium please chef

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Wonderful! Now I can change a tyre and fix my aching muscles

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