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[-] madsnielxyz@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago

none of my damn dresses have even the smallest of pockets. it's bullshit

[-] rachthegoldberg@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago

the purse industry is in on this conspiracy

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

They literally are, this has been going on for a long time

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago
[-] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Glad someone caught that! :D

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

I know this doesn't really solve the overall problem, but on Etsy you can find pocket belts. Essentially adding a cool looking pocket to your outfit.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Pocket belt? As in a fanny pack?

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Think either Batman or something like this ,which basically adds pockets to your clothes.

[-] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

That's what Big Fanny Pack wants you to think

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

What about Little Fanny Pack?

[-] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Them too but their lobby is less powerful

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

But now you can wear this pocketed briefs under your dress!

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

You can add pockets on your own. Or if lazy like me pay someone to do it for you

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

Men on the internet: Keep your microtransactions out of our video games!

Also men on the internet: Why don't you just pay an extra charge to render your clothes functional?

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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