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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

No, because you eat and drink more microplastics to replenish yourself.

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

Donate 100% of blood, then fast. You'll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 years ago

Live a little will ya.

Keep your blood, eat plastics raw, turn yourself into a 3D printer.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I'm already a 3D printer. I'm not very accurate, and my extrusion width is limited, but my flow rate is pretty good.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Lucky, my nozzle is always clogging

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Step 2 is optional

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Donation won't eliminate microplastics, but it will probably reduce their levels. (It has been shown to reduce levels of other harmful substances.)

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