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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.

It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.

The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.

If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there's the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I volunteer as Emu.

I'm lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.

This is the role I was born to play.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Fuck, that sounds awesome... I'll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some 'unsuspecting' cunt below, for sure

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating

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