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[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?

I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.

I am a butterfly instructor.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I'd go for the monitor.

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Apple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 7 months ago

I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

They taste more like flies and less like butter.

SourceDon’t ask.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Lmao dammit emacs

[-] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.

Use the onLick() event.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Isn't there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Thanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.

So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.

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