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Anon gets robbed
(lemmy.world)
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At a bus stop, I was nearly beaten for wearing the wrong color shirt. This fella was told to hit someone wearing red and, in an attempt at easing their conscience, kept trying to find a reason to dislike me. Meanwhile, I’m just confused and apparently befriending him over our shared hatred of Russians and security guards and a mutual love of Islam. Unlike the greentext, my guy had the courtesy to at least apologize and explain the situation. Feels like a fever dream and I do not expect a single human being to ever believe me. There is no punchline, just my continued confusion. I still do not know how to feel about this.
I suppose you were the punchline
I wore a red polo to Canadian Tire once. People thought I worked there.
never wear a red shirt to target or a blue shirt to best buy
I always wear a red shirt to Target. Probably because I always wear a red shirt.
do you work at target?
What are you, a cop?
I'm... a journalist for lemmy
hrmmm
Do you have cousins? Both of us used to, and we were bitter. Given the current state of Russia, I’m still bitter but I can’t speak to their feelings now.