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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

every monday, these two ladies habe their mates over and karaoke Katy Perry. They end up getting so drunk they cry and have D&Ms in the hallway like it's 2007. I don't complain, they can party, whatever. I get shitty when they make pointed remarks about hearing my music... like... they must lack self-awareness or be uber-entitled, idk. Whatever.

I have Falco's Egoist on so, Sie können meinen Schwanz lutschen, tbh

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Throw a box of tissues out the door when they start whinging.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I only have TP so that'll have to suffice haha

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Plus you can get the magnificent comet tail thing going

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Holy shit I hadn't thought of that... I'll definitely be piffin one at them on Monday night heheh

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

That's ok. I have a poem I wrote

Dear neighbour I know you have mental issues
And that is pretty sad
But when you spew racist shit
I get pretty fucking mad

That's all I have right now.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Tbh that's really good, it's a great start, rhymes and in time too. I love it honestly lol

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I'll have to work on it when I'm sober. Lol

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Please do!! <3

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