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[-] riyria@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Buuuuut, if you think your houseplant is an undercover CIA agent or your entire family including your dog has been replaced with hyper realistic govt robots, you need to seek medical attention immediately.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

If they replaced your family they definitely replaced your psychiatrist too.

[-] MrCheeze445@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

it's not impossible that they even replaced you!

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Holy shit I’m delicious

[-] riyria@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Your lithium isn’t actually lithium anymore, it’s govt nanobots that are going to implant in your brain and emit and receive 5g waves.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Im so happy cause today I found my friends. They’re in my head. I’m so vaxxed up, its okay cause so are you, we broke our cells. Buy my groceries in a daze cause I’m 5G.

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