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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted
(lemmy.keychat.org)
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Granted.
A sandstorm whips across your area, blasting the dirt and grime from your desk, as well as a quarter inch of the deck material, your house, and anything else aboveground. That includes your friends and neighbors, which raises a mixed mist of sand and blood at the end of the storm, which settles onto your nicely blasted fence, leaving a lovely coat of blood as paint.
Also, I now have to write that up as lyrics for a metal band.
The sequel to Bloodtrocution.