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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted
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this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024
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Granted. Someone has spraypainted racist slogans onto your fence with glow-in-the-dark paint. They also used a pressure washer to draw dicks on your deck, and those dicks are the only parts that are actually clean.