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Man stung in testicles by scorpion while sleeping at Las Vegas Strip resort (www.8newsnow.com)
submitted 8 months ago by oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
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Resort fee increased, just because.

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[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Testicles stung hard.
What would be his remedy?
Hotel comped his room.

[-] zip 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

an animated gif from the movie Wayne's World where one guy says to another guy, "Garth, that was a haiku."

Also,

an animated gif from the movie Wayne's World where one guy says to another guy, "I love you, man!"

You're one of my favorite accounts I've ever seen on here. Imagine how excited my little Wayne's World-obsessed pea-brain was when I saw your haiku, that line popped in my head, I went to reply with my dumb, barely-relevant movie reference, and then I saw your name! (Too excited.)

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Thank you kind stranger! This account is a silly little experiment of mine. I glad I could put a smile on your face.

an animated gif from Wayne's World of Garth at a drum kit saying "Thanks, I like to play.

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