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I'm not messy, I'm just efficient (kbin.run)

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 65 points 8 months ago

But the pile now has to be sorted upon access, and depending on the query (such as trying to find matching socks), this will likely become wildly inefficient.

[-] dunz@feddit.nu 37 points 8 months ago

That's why I only own black socks, and just wear jeans, t-shirt and hoodie/shirt

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I worked with a guy who had 5 sets of the same work clothes. Wore the same outfit everyday, and yes it was all black head to toe.

I never did verify if he actually had 5 sets of clothes or just liked washing one pair everyday, but he never stank so whichever it was worked out.

[-] trk@aussie.zone 14 points 8 months ago

I've got work "uniforms", and weekend "uniforms". Probably 7 or 8 changes of each, but all the work clothes are identical and all the weekend clothes are identical.

I look ageless in photos cause I always have the same stuff on, and getting dressed is so easy. Probably no good for people who care about fashion though. Glad I don't tbh, shits expensive and wasteful.

[-] John_McMurray@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

he probably had 25. Ive maybe 6 of one shirt, 5 of another, three or four of a few others, 15 pairs of pants. All the shirts are black, gray, black in a different material, or gray in a a different material. Pants are all black or blue. Jackets all black. 100 pairs of the same sock. I can dress in the dark and everything matches.

[-] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's a ridiculous amount of clothes! 15 pairs of pants...WTF!?

I have 5 t-shirts for private use, 2 for work, 3 shirts, 2 pairs of pants and maybe 10 pairs of socks...

[-] John_McMurray@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

They pile up over time if you buy quality clothes and stay the same size. maybe 5 are in "Oil change and mechanical work" condition now.

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

I got 5 pairs of the same black cargo pants, and an unknown amount of black hoodies and shirts. I have to be sure to throw in a non default shirt every other day so people think I'm normal. I just think black is good enough and give off the vibe of dead inside. I don't want to be misleading.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

I have 4 pairs of the same kacki shorts that I use for work. It's comfy.

[-] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

5x work shirts, 5x work pants, bagged/black t-shirts and fisherman pants for home, all black socks. L1 cache is the drier. L2 is the shelf next to the drier. There is nothing beyond L2.

[-] dunz@feddit.nu 2 points 8 months ago

I just wear band-shirts, black Levis 501 jeans and hoodies/plaid shirts. Cargo shorts in the summer, idgaf if I'm fashionable. I like the way I dress, so does my SO 😃