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Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

I used to be a huge advocate for “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”, but now that I have a bidet at home, I would just as soon die that shit at the office. I’ll hold it until I get to a place where I can clean my asshole properly after