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It won't be long before the Monty Python song about every sperm being sacred, becomes the MAGA crowds mantra. Wankers that they are.
Bloody Catholics filling the bloody world with bloody children they can't afford to bloody feed.
That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen- seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas,... [sniff] ...and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom! Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want
You what?
French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress
I gotta confess. Cuz the guilt is overwhelming.
In my teens and early twenties, I committed A LOT of sacrilege on a daily basis.
We're talking millions of coulda-been-babies that ended up wrapped in tissue and tossed into trash cans.
If it was millions and not billions, you might want to see a doc if you ever plan on having kids
Bruh I've killed more babies than all the humans that have ever been born
Maybe we can start a club
Ah yes, yeeting billions instead of millions of hypothetical babies makes me feel much better
..asshole /j
So long as it wasn't into a public trash can, you probably got away with it.
I think the embryos are also thrown in the trash. Are these where dumpster babies come from?