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[-] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.ml 47 points 8 months ago

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 31 points 8 months ago

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 28 points 8 months ago

Help! I'm being repressed!

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 8 months ago

Did you see him repressin' me? You saw that, didn't you?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

They mean to win Wimbledon!

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Mummy's turned into a Scotsman.

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