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Sometimes I want to call malloc, just as a treat (lemmy.world)
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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'd effectively gain the advantage of dynamic allocation by using a union (or just a generic unsigned char buffer[16384] and use it twice). Mostly the same thing as a malloc.

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